Hare: Dilly

 

Hounds: Bumblebee, COTK, Bones 1, Scrumpy, Boulders, Lagerlout, Just Neil, Nobby, Rosie, Bookend, Swatchsticka, Nurse Baps, Cracked Lips, Cock, Stroker, NOFI, Bestiality, Ivor Stent, Ladyboy, Wet Patch, Twinkle Toes, Just Hugh, Just Dervla, Just Andrew Dunbrell, Dizzy?.

 

Virgins: Just Charlie Scragg, Just Jack

 

Socials: Someting Else, H5N1, Organgrinder, BOF.

 

Hares report: It seemed like a great idea to enlist the help of a new hasher to set the hash...that was until he failed to show up! So off I went laying dust and chalk which again seemed like a great idea until it rained. The webmaster had already put out that I weas a great trail layer (big mistake) so I had a lot to live up to. Cockstroker ran the mini on her own and ended up in Tesco causing a panic at the end. Lagerlout and Bumblebee ran the complete trail in reverse but the weather stayed away and it all worked out in the end! So say the hare! X

 

After a complaint received by the webmaster about the length of the last run report herewith an executive summary for said Hound...

 

Hounds report (Executive Summary): Ran trail. It was good.  

 

Hounds report: Recovering as I am from my latest window cill related accident, I cannot help but reflect on another recent dissappointment. After the last Last Run Report a critique was received that the Past Run Report was too long! Imagine!One can console oneself as time is compressed for the hound in question as there is only so much time available between entering the jacuzzi, ringing down to the help for ones G&T and having it floated accross the bubbling waters on the gilded swan...

 

The rainclouds broke just in time for a dry circle at The Royal Oak. Sympathy was expressed for the hare as his fellow trail layer has cried off with a gammy toe (or something) and all the carefully chalked symbols had been washed away in torrents of biblical proportions (DD for the hare's poor prep then! Ed.) It was great to see so many hashers, older and newer, attend this local run. Three new hounds on trail was a record of recent times. This must be because they wanted to see the living Yul Brynner (AKA Dilly) in person. One can only imagine the number we will receive when the masses hear that we have Rod Stewart (AKA Rosie) as well!

 

In reality this trail followed the hare's usual good standard of trail with many snicks utilised in and around the local area. Some of the paths used had not been hashed by even some of the more experienced hounds. It was nice to see that on one particular alley the locals had gone to the trouble of carpeting the length specially for us! The hare insisted that he had cleared the alleyway in question of any 'canine mines' so the pack (even those without torches) could continue unhindered. One can imagine that all the young guns will have asked Santy Claus for torches in their Christmas stockings to improve on their speed even further.

 

With the exception of Bumblebee and Lagerlout the pack stayed together for the duration - again a sign of a well laid trail which used the search of the dust as a way of slowing the pusuing pack.

 

Back at the pub down downs were dished out to Bumble and Largerlout for Australianism, the Webmaster (twice) for fogrgetting his fancy ass watch and by proxy for his wife boob related gripes, H5N1 as a token to wet her Grand(babys) head and a couple of other sinning hounds whose crimes are lost in the mists of time.

 

On on to the Xmas hash laid by your mismanagement! All are welcome so why not bring along a chum for what will be an excellent trail.