Hares: Just Neil & Bookend

 

Hounds: Something Else, Mr Economical, COP, Le Ass over Tit, Inspect Her Puppies, Just Kath, Friggin, Nobby, Bones 1, Bones 2, Scrumpy, NOFI, SNOFI, Bestiality, B'Astard,Swatchsticka, Honest John, Boulders, Circus Boy, Wet Patch, Just Russell, Just Andrew, Floss My Crack, Just Dervla, Just Elvis, Just Dee

 

Virgins: Just Dee, Cardinal Sin

 

Socials: Buscock, H5N1, Rosie

 

Hounds report: Shiggy was promised and shiggy we got! Mud in abundance was found in the fields and byways around The Lugger. Indeed those that had been silly enough to run to the venue started the run with hypothermic genleman's areas which may account (in part) for the modesty found therein when attempting the pre hash pee.  

 

After a hasty circle up the hash was off and had three fallers at the first fence. Bones, Friggin and Boulders each chose a false trail and ended up back at the start where the pack...wasn't! A frantic seach found the trail which was promptly lost again in the field beyond the chickens. At this point the triumvirate became a bi-partisan alliance (or something) as Bones 1 vanished into the gloom. Friggin and Boulders soon met up with the pack comig the other way wherepon Circus Boy fell in the mire quickly followed by Boulders. After Bones 1 reappeared having overtaken a chunk of the pack (racing on hash?!) the whole pack cracked on back into the metropolis of Chickerell.

 

After Just Andrew had stopped for a quick game of basketball the trail made the best use of urban Chickerell before looping back toward the pub throught the woods off Pottery Lane. Leg weary and cold the pack arrived back at the pub for a post New Year refresher and warming of cold fingers.

 

It was great to see Friggin and Cardinal Sin for the hash along with our now-adopted-Dorset-hash-journeyman Circus Boy. It was also nice to see that with the start of a New Year comes a rekindling of awkwardness for our Sub 30 love triangle. It must be the realisation of power as the de facto Sub30 GM that has Scrumpy once again beating them off with a stick.

 

Remember that unwated Christmas presents can be donated to the Sub 60 Xmas Party raffle.

 

On on till the next hash!