Hares: Rosie & Nobby

 

Hounds: Cracked Lips, Meat Free, Friggin, Bones 1, Bones 2, Scrumpy, Somethimng Else, Boulders, Wet Patch, Twinkle Toes, Gash, Slippery Shitter, Swatchsticka, Bandit, Inspect Her Puppies, Largerlout, Fix It, Le Ass Over Tit, Just Megan, Just Rachel.

 

Guests: Pussy Galore, Poor Dave

 

Hounds Report:

Another new venue to add to the growing list of On Inns! In a fitness frenzy it seemed as if most hounds cycled to the start of the trail. Not however the tardy car of Bones 1& 2 and Scrumpy: Had all gone to plan, they had made plans to camp at the On Inn in their new camping wagon. As roomy as these new-fangled camper vans are, it might have proved an awkward night for Scrumpy  playing the filling in a Mum and Dad sandwich...

 

After a brief intro from the hares (which included a warning that Nobby cannot count) it was On On up Fleet Lane. The trail then dinked down the arrow straight track to Fleet. Instead of the expected route toward Moonfleet, the trail led the pack along the beach and through some pretty awful smelling seaweed. This unholy smell has only ever been experienced once before by Meat Free when he shared a tent with Rosie at Nash Hash. With shoes full of stinking shiggy it was On On back onto the coast path before winding around and back onto Chickerell Road.

 

From here the trail cut through to edge Granby and onto Chickerell bypass. The trail then cut down Putton Lane and looped back to Chickerell Road before ending up at the shortest set of regroups I have ever seen. From here it was over Chickerell Road again before completing the old up and over back to On Inn.

 

At the On Inn the GM called a the circle to order before our guest Pussy Galore completed the Ice Bucket Challenge. Cold as it was, with a thin wind and thinner shirt, it was a wonder Rosie didn't have to apply nipple plasters to stop his chafing. Pussy Galore however was untroubled!

 

Down downs included our guests for turning up, the three young SCB's for being SCB's and Bandit for nearly mowing the hares down on his bike. (Shame the name Cyclopath had already been taken!)

 

Despite early concerns, the Fish and chip van stayed longer than expected. In a good demo of hashing sprit even the staff were having a pint on the job. Maybe a DD should have been dished out to them as well!

 

On On to the next most excellent trail!