Hare: Beastiality

 

Hounds: H5N1, Something Else, Boulders, Phil McCavity, Dick in a Jonny, Cracked Lips, Inspect Her Puppies, Nobby, Bandit, Swashsticka, Rosie, Bookend, Buscock, L'ass over tit, C ircus Boy, Lagerlout, Wet Patch, SNoFI,NOFI, Cock n Rubber, Floss my crack, Just Jake, Just Dee, Just Elvis, Just Dina, Just Charlotte, Haemorrhoids, Just Jacki, Meat Free, Dill Don't, Slippery Shitter.

 

Virgins: Just Joe, Just Gaz, Just James

 

Hares report:

Another bumper turn out for The Beast's annual Easter Hash!

 

The large and ever expanding pack circled up to hear Beastiality explain that there was a new symbol in use for the evening hash. This was to allow the route to cross itself whilst keeping the pack on track. A good bit of lateral thinking from one of the younger members of the hash. 

 

The circle also bore the first of two visits from Rosie Meldrew. A serious point was made about notifying venues that a large (and thirsty) pack will be descending on the pub to allow landlords/ladies to get some buxom maids in to keep a pint in Rosie's hand. With all the time Rosie spends in aforementioned venue it is a wonder that he didn't hop behind the bar and lend a hand...   

 

The trail avoided some of the oft trod routes which gave the hash a fresh feel. The large pack kept together well with well spaced regroups and more fishhooks than you could shake a fishing rod at. A good number of returnees on each fishhook kept the frontrunners changing frequently. So much so that Lagerlout ended up near the front and had to have a sit down for fear of finishing the run too fast.

 

Great idea by PhilMcCavity to take a raft of trail photos; the results of which can be found here. PhilMcCavity has thus nominated herself for the newly created title of 'Hash Flash'. Well done PhilMcCavity!

 

As the route returned towards the venue, the pack ended up at the Easter stop where Beastiality had laid on a welcome treat of hot chocolate and easter eggs. After a swift recharge the pack thundered off on a sugar high back to the trail.

 

The trail ended more or less on time and so it was back to the pub for refreshments. Down downs included Bandit for forgetting his  hash shoes and running the whole trail in cycling trainers, Beastiality (nominated to SNoFI) for landlord abuse and other who are lost to the mits of time. Just Andrew was finally pinned down and duly named as 'Slippery Shitter' for his inability to stay upright for the duration of a hash.

 

Great job at keeping the large pack together Beastiality. A good hash had by all. On On till next Easter!