Hares: Bones 1, Bones 2 & Scrumpy

 

Hounds: Just Dee, Nobby, Rosie, Swatchsticka, Bookend, Buscock, Lock Lipper, Boulders, Nipple Rash, ABO, Muscrat, Shirtlifter, MSB, Bumblebee, Psycadelic, Something Else, Just Russel, Meat Free, Mini Meat Free, H5N1, Wet Patch, COTK, Welly Wanker, Gravelrash, Slippery Shitter, Cracked Lips, DIAJ, Honest John, Just Elvis, Just Dervla, Bandit, Twinkle Toes, Lip Locker, Beastiality, Rachel Dumbrell, Lady Boy, Ivor Stent, Nurse Baps, Dill Dont.

 

Hares report:

Quite how Bumble's pubic wig ended up in my bucket at the end of the evening I shall never know. But such was the legacy of what was an excellent hash.

The pack circled up in hot conditions at the Famous Old Spa to hear Bones and his linesmen, I mean assistant referees, outline the evenings events.

After the GM had dished out a down down for the Webmaster's 100th Sub60 hash, the pack was corralled in the direction of Weymouth Rugby Club. On route the Webmaster gave a Rooneyesque demonstration by ballooning one of the hash footballs into a tree.

At the rugby ground Rosie Hodgson led a hashers training session with commentary from Something Else Motson. Bones ordered dehydrated hashers be refreshed with a specially concocted cider-cum-sports drink. Strangely I have had worse!

After refreshments the pack set off on the trail again. After twisting and turning through Lodmoor and environs the trail led to the seafront. Luckily a convenient regroup was encountered on Greenhill so those of a more frazzled nature decided to go for a refreshing dip in the sea.

Duly refreshed the pack set off again to the beachfront bar that had been set up by Bookendinho and Buscockinho. In what surely must have been a Bones-orchestrated inside job, the lost World Cup was discovered by Bones 2 much to Buscockinho's chargrin. Nudity made an appearance as Bumblebee removed his shorts to reveal his favourite mankini complete with public wig. Psychedelic congratulated Bumble for finding a syrup that matched his own pubes for colour and texture.

On setting off again the Webmaster handed a can of Stella (probably) to Nobby who promptly assaulted a member of the public.

After twisting and turning through Jubilee retail park and Radipole park the pack forewent the planned penalty shoot out (we would have lost anyway...) and ended up at the On Inn.

Many down downs were dished out.
The Webmaster was penalised for ball abuse, Meat Free was penalised for leaving early at many On Inns, the Webmaster (again), Rosie & Something Else were jointly punished for overacting. The hares were rightly punished for huge effort and an excellent event.

This was also a good opportunity for namings. Just Dervla was named Arse, Just Dee was named Prick Teaser, Just Simon was named Pedo-file and Lock Lipper was renamed Re-Tardis presumably because he has moved on from his last naming and started chasing Scrumpy...

Excellent trail from the Bones' again. Awards are in the post for best hash of the year and most hashers in trail.

On on to the next trail.