12 March 2015 Hash 665 The Cove Inn

12 March 2015 Hash 665 The Cove Inn

 

Hares: Bandit & Fix it

 

Hounds: Bookend, NoFI, Ivor stent, Hot lips, Swashsticka, Rosie, Salmonella, Bones1, Scrumpy, wet patch Slippery shitter, Nobby, Erco, Something Else, Boulders

 

Hares report:

Fix it promised he would do better at laying his trail this time around. Having quite enjoyed the unruly nature of his last offering one was a little saddened but hey ho! 
 

The hares gave the usual brief of 'No hills' before the off. In full knowledge they were lying bar stewards the hash set off in the direction of The Big Hill! 
 

The trail wound up and around the estates and byways of the western side of Fotuneswell. The hares seemed to have found every available snick to ensure that the trail led straight up for at least the first two thirds of the trail! 
 

In a warning of things to come (see http://www.justracinguk.com/race-results?field_race_event_tid=432 ) Slippery Shitter was cracking along like a rab... bunny! Short of hog tying the young buck one cannot conceive how he can be slowed done. Maybe making him run backwards or three legged with Wet Patch... 

 

Having reached the zenith of possible trail the hash then wound down and around the East Cliff tramway. A fast sprint (on trail of course!) led around Portland Castle before ending up at the On Inn bang on time. Well done hares! 
 

Like a Vindaloo leaving a pasty Englishman, the pub then emptied of hashers - most of whom were off to play skittles. Reputation now in tatters the Sub60 will have to regather on the 666th trail and do better! 

 

On on to the next most excellent 666 trail!